Santa Claus is really getting tired of rogue nation-states and socialist leaning leaders. Not long ago, President Hugo Chavez took over and nationalized most all of the media, especially those TV, radio, and newspapers which did not say nice things about his political posturing. Now most of it is all state owned media. On the radio and TV stations, he told kinds that it was decided that every kid must have the same state-sponsored toys for Christmas.
Apparently, this was so some kids do not get better toys than others. Unfortunately, this has been very hard on the company and Santa Claus fears his factories cannot meet its delivery promises as they just cannot get all those toys, which are identical made in time, because they do not have enough supplies and raw materials. Santa is also worried about landing in Venezuela and having his sleigh nationalized and taken.
Santa fears this might happen because Venezuela doesn't have much of an air force and his sleigh is very fast and supersonic. He is deeply troubled with Hugo Chavez's latest demands for toy orders.
Santa Claus LLC was barely able to deliver last year due to the financial economic meltdown and number of foreclosures, as everyone had change of addresses and he couldn't track everyone down. The same problem will be a challenge this year too. And now this issue with Venezuela could really hurt the corporation's fourth quarter profits, and stock price in the first quarter of 2010.
Santa Corp was going to outsource the Venezuelan toys to China, but Santa is still worried about the Lead Based paint issue, and he says lead paint weighs too much anyway and the rain deer have a tough enough time carrying the load. Those toys with lead are much better transported by cargo container ships from China direct, even if they don't get there until after Christmas.
| Lance Winslow is a retired Founder of a Nationwide Franchise Chain, and now runs the Online Think Tank. Lance Winslow believes in Santa. Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Lance_Winslow |  |
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